YODELOCALYPSE

[Intro – Fireworks explode across the valley. Church bells ring. Air horns blast. Triple guitars crash in as fifty thousand voices roar.]

[Verse 1 – Every instrument joins immediately. Crushing southern riffs, industrial EDM, screaming banjos, giant choirs.]

[Festival Yodelers]

[Crowd]

[Pre-Chorus – Choir grows larger. Crowd claps in rhythm. Every line builds higher.]

[Left Side]

[Right Side]

[Everyone]

[Chorus – The biggest anthem of the album. Every voice united.]

[Lead Yodel]

[Choir]

[Verse 2 – The celebration reaches its peak.]

[Festival Yodelers]

[Breakdown – Music drops to stomping boots and clapping hands. The whole festival becomes the instrument.]

[North Ridge]

[South Ridge]

[East Ridge]

[West Ridge]

[Bigfoot]

[Devil]

[Sheriff]

[Everyone]

[Bridge – The instruments pull back. Only the crowd remains.]

[Final Chorus – Every instrument, every choir, every voice from the album explodes together one last time.]

[Grand Finale – Every instrument suddenly stops. Silence. One child quietly yodels.]

[Final Spoken Line]