Fuck ‘Em All!

Fuck fake friends!

I’m sick of your shit!

You take, you lie, you disappear!

Well, guess what? I’m fucking done!

You come around when you need something,

Always taking, never giving a damn.

Borrow my shit, then conveniently forget,

Funny how you don’t remember what you get!

You swear it’s yours, look me in the eye,

Play fucking stupid, tell another lie.

I know what’s mine, don’t piss on my leg,

And tell me it’s raining while you steal my shit again!

I’ve got a memory,

And I’ve got a breaking point!

You pushed your fucking luck,

Now I’m burning that joint!

FUCK FAKE FRIENDS! FUCK ’EM ALL!

You only call when you need something at all!

Take my shit, steal my time,

Then disappear when the bill is mine!

FUCK FAKE FRIENDS! I’VE HAD ENOUGH!

I’m sick of your lies and your two-faced bluff!

You burned the bridge, now watch it fall!

Fuck fake friends! FUCK ’EM ALL!

When I owe you money, you’re banging at my door,

Five fucking times like you’ve never been here before.

“Where’s my money? Have you got it yet?”

Like I’m some fucking ATM you haven’t emptied yet!

But when the tables turn and you owe me,

Suddenly you’re nowhere to be seen.

Knock on your door, but nobody’s home,

Funny how you vanish when it’s time to pay your own!

You want respect, but give me none,

You want your share, but never come through.

You call me friend when it suits your needs,

But I see exactly what you fucking are!

FUCK FAKE FRIENDS! FUCK ’EM ALL!

You only call when you need something at all!

Take my shit, steal my time,

Then disappear when the bill is mine!

FUCK FAKE FRIENDS! I’VE HAD ENOUGH!

I’m sick of your lies and your two-faced bluff!

You burned the bridge, now watch it fall!

Fuck fake friends! FUCK ’EM ALL!

I was there when you needed a hand,

But you were gone when I needed a friend.

You took my trust and you took my pride,

Now there’s nothing left for you to take or hide.

No more favors!

No more lies!

No more watching you victimize!

You had your chances, you had them all,

Now choke on the ashes of the bridge you burned!

TAKE! TAKE! TAKE!

That’s all you fucking do!

LIE! LIE! LIE!

There’s nothing real in you!

NO MORE CALLS!

NO MORE DOORS!

NO MORE FRIENDS WHO KEEP SCORE!

FUCK YOU!

FUCK YOUR LIES!

YOU’RE DEAD TO ME!

AND THAT’S NO SURPRISE!

FUCK FAKE FRIENDS! FUCK ’EM ALL!

You only call when you need something at all!

Take my shit,steal my time,

Then disappear when the bill is mine!

FUCK FAKE FRIENDS! I’VE HAD ENOUGH!

I’m done pretending your friendship meant something!

You burned the bridge,now watch it fall!

Fuck fake friends! FUCK ’EM ALL!

You wanted a friend?

You should’ve acted like one!

Don’t come knocking!

Don’t come calling!

Don’t come crawling when you’ve got nothing!

I’m fucking DONE!

As far as you’re concerned,

I’ll be a ghost in your mind.

FUCK FAKE FRIEND!