Viagra Whiskey An Me

Drank.that magic potent potion,popped that blue magic pill,thought I"'d paint the night red

Viagra an whiskey it's got me light in the head

Downed it in one shot felt it hit like a train

Now I"'m in the E.R driving nurses insane

With my pecker standing tall like it"s sculpted in stone nurses fighting over who gets a turn to dethrone

Their gloved hands are ready, but their minds undecided if they want to ride it like a Harley down a bumpy road or jerk it like Michael j fox trying to put on socks

Viagra an whiskey man oh man oh monkey shit, holy moly, " Dang it Bobby," the power got me feeling blind-sided

Viagra,whiskey an me, what a wild spree

Nurses all gathered around arguing ferociously

Who"s going to be first to help me with my untamed pride

Viagra an whiskey"s ride won"t let me hide,got a boner reaching for the sky

Doc scratching his head,trying to find a fix

I"m the latest case in this perplexing mix

Nurses drawing straws hoping to be first

Viagra an whiskey"s fire making all of us burn

Had a sip of that magic potion,popped that blue pill

Viagra an whiskey my new devotion

Got my pecker up without a fight

Now I"m stuck in this awkward plight

Paul Anthony Jr said Dang it Dad,what the fuck was you thankin,look at you now, nephew kale said dang it buddy we can't take your dad anywhere

Viagra an whiskey oh what a blend

It got me up ," Dang it! Bobby" I can't get it down,Nurses In the ER all gathered "round

arguing

Saw nurse Mary trying to hide her grin,nurse Amy said what the fuck am I suppose to do with him,

Jessica said " I'll take him in" nurse Tammy said "he's all yours ,I tried once I can't handle him "

Nurse Brenda said what the hell " I'll try again, nurse jayla said go right ahead I need a break, nurse sherry said I'll give it a try, nurse Dena said get out the way, I know how to handle him, Dr. Donald scratching his head so slow Saying "Boy you reap what you sow"

Viagra an whiskey what a blend

Its got me up,dang it Bobby!it won't go down Laying here with my pride on show

Best-laid plans now gone below

Got more attention than I planned

Curse that bottle in my hand an that blue pill

Nurses whisper "bout my dilemma

Someone please call an enigma

Take a sip they said,pop that blue magic pill they said,"it’s fun" they said,she'll love it they said,

Now my plight has just begun

Hospital lights shining like a diner sign

Thinking to myself how did I cross this line

Watched the clock tick tock as the hours drag

Viagra,whiskey an me,stuck in a comical jag

what a wild spree

Nurses all around arguing ferociously

Who"s going to be first to help me with my untamed pride

Viagra an whiskey"s ride won"t let me hide now I"m the porn star in the E.R with nurse"s drawing straws which one will help get my pecker down,Viagra an whiskey ohh what a wild spree,now I'm in the " E.R " a local porn star celebrity with a pecker sculptured in Stone,with everyone in the " E.R " staring me down, arguing ferociously,who'll me get my pecker down