Court Jester Shake

Intro — Jester Chant]

Hear ye! Hear ye! The kingdom has awoke!

Bring forth the coffee!

And somebody ring the booty bell! 🔔

Sun comes up, I’m on the balcony,

Coffee in my goblet like royalty,

Robe on crooked, crown on my head,

Dancing so stupid, the pigeons fled!

I take one sip—OH LORD, THAT’S HOT!

Then the bass drops hard and I lose my plot,

The court starts laughing, the castle goes wild,

Somebody’s twerking like a medieval child!

Drum to the left, drum to the right,

Jester got loose on a Tuesday night!

Shake that throne, make the kingdom bounce,

If the queen says “stop”—we’re ignoring the counts!

COFFEE! ON THE BALCONY! ☕

BOOTY! FOR THE ROYALTY! 👑

Shake it like the castle’s gonna fall,

JESTER GOT THE WHOLE COURT BOUNCING OFF THE WALL!

COFFEE! ON THE BALCONY!

Everybody move irresponsibly!

Ring the bell, let the bass go CRAZY—

TWERK, TWERK, TWERK FOR THE KING, MY LADY!

Got a muffin in my left hand, coffee in my right,

Doing courtly little dances underneath the moonlight,

Sir Bounce-a-Lot just kicked down the door,

Now the royal booty’s shaking across the floor!

The bard forgot the lyrics, the drummer lost his shoe,

The royal cat is judging everything we do,

The king yelled, “ENOUGH!”—then started doing squats,

Now the whole damn kingdom’s tied up in knots!

HA! HA! HEY!

Who put espresso in the royal punch?

HEY! HEY!

Who taught the duchess how to body-bounce?

HO! HO!

The castle’s officially unhinged!

One more beat—

AND LET THE JESTER COOK!

COFFEE! ON THE BALCONY! ☕👑

BOOTY! FOR THE ROYALTY!

Shake that throne, make the kingdom bounce,

JESTER GOT THE WHOLE COURT BOUNCING OFF THE WALL!

Coffee up!

Booty down!

MAKE SOME NOISE FOR THE STUPIDEST COURT IN TOWN! 🔔

And they all lived happily ever after…

Except the jester.

He had another cup of coffee.