[Intro]
Susie from Brooklyn, got a plan and a tote
If you’re lost, little dog, you can ride in her coat
[Verse 1]
She’s vegan at the deli, got the menu on lock
“Is that plant-based?”—she can stop the whole block
No beef in her kitchen, no chicken, no ham
But she’ll roast your bad choices like, “Who raised you, fam?”
Spicy Italian, got the hand-talk quick
One eyebrow up and the room gets slick
Pilates at noon, got the balance on point
Then she brings home a stray like, “Meet my new joint”
[Chorus]
Susie! Brooklyn! Big heart, big spice
No meat on the plate, but her opinions are nice
Pilates pose, then a dog in the flat
She came home for one—and she’s keeping all that
[Verse 2]
She says, “Just one class,” then she’s holding a plank
While a scruffy new pup is asleep by the bank—
Of the couch, not the street; she has standards, okay
There’s a leash by the door and a vet on the way
Her pantry’s all lentils, her hot sauce is red
She’s got three rescue blankets laid out on the bed
If a stray gives a look, Susie’s already sold
“Temporary foster!”—that story’s getting old
[Chorus]
Susie! Brooklyn! Big heart, big spice
No meat on the plate, but her opinions are nice
Pilates pose, then a dog in the flat
She came home for one—and she’s keeping all that
[Bridge]
Downward dog? She can do that pose
Actual dog? There’s one by her toes
“Who’s a good boy?”—now there’s four in the hall
She said she had room. She was wrong about all
[Final Chorus]
Susie! Brooklyn! Big heart, big spice
No meat on the plate, but her opinions are nice
Pilates pose, little paws, welcome mat
She came home for one—and she’s keeping all that
[Outro]
Brooklyn raised her, the strays all know:
Susie says “temporary.” The dogs say “let’s go!”