YODELOCALYPSE IS NEAR

[Intro – The crowd is already chanting. Thunder rolls over the mountains. Massive guitars crash in immediately while distant yodels echo from every direction.]

[Verse 1 – Southern metal explodes. Industrial EDM drives underneath. Every lyric is answered by wild yodels.]

[Festival Yodelers]

[Crowd]

[Pre-Chorus – Choir stacks higher. The whole festival senses something huge is coming.]

[Left Side]

[Right Side]

[Everyone]

[Chorus – Massive anthem. Triple guitars, blazing banjos, industrial drops, machine-gun yodels.]

[Lead Yodel]

[Choir]

[Verse 2 – The festival has become a living force. Every new arrival joins instantly.]

[Festival Yodelers]

[Breakdown – Industrial bass pounds. The crowd splits into four massive yodel choirs answering each other from every side of the valley.]

[North Ridge]

[South Ridge]

[East Ridge]

[West Ridge]

[Everyone]

[Bridge – Everything drops except one heartbeat kick, thousands clapping, and one voice.]

[Lead]

[Final Chorus – Every instrument from the entire album crashes together. Triple guitars, industrial EDM, blazing banjos, colossal choirs, impossible yodel harmonies.]

[Lead & Crowd]

[Finale – Every instrument cuts away. Fifty thousand people whisper together…]

[One Lone Yodel]

[The Entire Festival Erupts]