YOU CAN’T SHUT THIS DOWN

[Intro – Police sirens echo across the valley. Heavy boots stomp in rhythm. One distant yodel answers the siren before the crowd erupts.]

[Verse 1 – Heavy southern groove. Banjos, crushing guitars and industrial bass drive the rhythm while yodels answer every phrase.]

[Festival Yodelers]

[Crowd]

[Pre-Chorus – Choir grows. The yodels spread across the crowd like a wave.]

[Left Side]

[Right Side]

[Everyone]

[Chorus – Full festival explosion. Massive southern metal riffs, industrial EDM drops, machine-gun yodels and giant gang vocals.]

[Lead Yodel]

[Crowd]

[Choir]

[Verse 2 – The sheriff starts smiling. More guitars. Bigger choir. Every line answered by wild yodels.]

[Yodelers]

[Yodelers]

[Entire Festival]

[Breakdown – Industrial bass pounds. Sirens sync with the beat. Yodel battle erupts.]

[Left Side]

[Right Side]

[Sheriff]

[Crowd]

[Bridge – The sheriff finally gives in. The whole department joins.]

[Final Chorus – Maximum chaos. Triple guitars, blazing banjos, industrial EDM, colossal choirs, impossible yodel harmonies.]

[Lead & Crowd]

[Everyone]

[Outro – Music stops. One police radio crackles.]