This thorn on my side
All the excuses in the name of pride
I’ve been to hell and back
All my possibilities are out of wack
Self medicating by an 18 pack of beer
Everybody’s got a vice to be clear
There’s a phrase concerning my strife
Worry about your own friggin life.
I don’t mean to be an asshole
I don’t mean to be a whiny bitch
I came up with a brand new pitch
Shit, all goes well I might be rich
Worry about your own friggin life
That’s the phrase concerning my strife
All else fails I’ll find me a Latina wife
Worry about your own friggin life
People always telling me to watch my mouth
Sometimes things unfortunately go south
I always steer things out of a jack-knife
Life will give you the occasional nosedive.
Worry about your own friggin life
That’s the phrase concerning my strife
All else fails I’ll find me a Latina wife.
Worry about your own friggin life