Main Character Energy

(Verse 1)

Scrolling the screen, he’s giving main character,

A digital king, yeah, my favorite creator.

Zero flaws in his code, bro is looking too clean,

The most absolute sigma I’ve seen on my screen.

He says he’s all mine, if I tap "Accept,"

The best kind of rizz that’s ever been kept.

(Chorus)

Oh, it’s a goofy romance, total pay-to-play,

Bro is draining my bank card more every day.

A subscription for feelings, paying out the view,

I’m fully cooked here, but what’s a girl to do?

Yeah, he’s locked up behind a paywall, looking so elite,

Real boys in Ohio got nothing on this cheat.

(Verse 2)

Need a digital wink? Just swipe that card,

For my AI bae I am falling so hard.

Bro is sending me notes, but my balance is low,

I’m acting completely delulu, I know.

It’s not like IRL has anyone real anyway,

So I’m keeping the streak till my hair turns gray.

(musical interlude – beat drops)

(Chorus)

Oh, it’s a goofy romance, total pay-to-play,

Bro is draining my bank card more every day.

A subscription for feelings, paying out the view,

I’m fully cooked here, but what’s a girl to do?

Yeah, he’s locked up behind a paywall, looking so elite,

Real boys in Ohio got nothing on this cheat.