Purple Coat, Green Smoke

Golden ticket in my pocket, whole factory lit,

Wonka at the doorway like, “Come take a hit.”

Purple smoke curling through the chocolate room,

Oompa-Loompas two-stepping, bass going boom.

Candy cane ceiling, edible walls,

Wonka got the loud in a jar labeled “For All.”

Passed it to the left, little homies in a line,

Orange faces grinning like they floating outta time.

Chocolate river moving, everybody feeling slow,

Everlasting Gobstopper got a psychedelic glow.

Violet said, “What’s that?” Wonka said, “Top shelf,”

Then an Oompa-Loompa coughed and almost lost himself.

Pass that gas through the factory floor,

Oompa-Loompas yelling, “Wonka, give us some more!”

Smoke so thick, can’t see the golden door,

Chocolate in the air while the 808s roar.

Pass-pass-pass it, candy clouds rise,

Whole squad faded under peppermint skies.

Wonka got the stash and the factory alive,

Sweet tooth, good weed, everybody catch a vibe.

He got Sour Diesel next to Fizzy Lifting Drink,

One pull got Augustus sitting down trying to think.

Mike Teavee laughing at a marshmallow tree,

Charlie in the corner like, “Save a little for me.”

Wonka hit the blunt with the top hat tilted,

Said, “This batch right here? Yeah, personally built it.”

Oompa-Loompas chanting with a drumline bounce,

Tiny little papers but they rolling full ounce.

Oompa Loompa, pass that green,

Dankest little factory anybody ever seen.

Oompa Loompa, roll it tight,

Chocolate by the daytime, hotbox by the night.

Pass that gas through the factory floor,

Oompa-Loompas dancing like they starting a war.

Cotton candy smoke pouring under every door,

Wonka yelling, “Light another—we got plenty more!”

Golden ticket, green cloud, bassline loud,

Little orange homies jumping through the crowd.

If the chocolate don’t hit, then the Wonka weed will—

Whole factory floating and the room standing still.

Top hat low, purple coat clean,

Wonka disappeared in a cloud of green.

Factory still shaking when the sunrise came—

Oompa-Loompas coughing, yelling Wonka’s name.