[Intro]
[Heavy guitar riff, energetic driving bass, hard-hitting drum groove]
[Verse 1]
She used to walk so light and fleet
Now every step is a feat of feet
Socks are a mountain, shoes are a maze
Living in a three-trimester haze
She waddles in, she waddles out
I love her dearly, there is no doubt
But from the side, I have to say
She’s shaped a very peculiar way!
[Chorus]
[Heavy Guitar Drop, Aggressive Groove]
She looks like a backwards camel!
Got the hump on the front instead!
Walking through the kitchen like a mammal
With a whole new center of gravity in her head!
A backwards camel, strutting so proud
(I say it real quiet, not out loud!)
[Verse 2]
Her craving clock is off the wall
Pickles and ice cream at three AM call
I try to help, I fetch the snacks
She sits right down, can't lie on her back
She rocks back and forth to get off the couch
Like a heavy-metal kangaroo with a mighty pouch!
[Chorus]
[Heavy Guitar Drop, Aggressive Groove]
She looks like a backwards camel!
Got the hump on the front instead!
Walking through the kitchen like a mammal
With a whole new center of gravity in her head!
A backwards camel, strutting so proud
(I say it real quiet, not out loud!)
[Guitar Solo]
[Shredding riff over a driving, heavy rhythm section]
[Bridge]
She’s carrying life, she’s doing the work
If I make a bad joke, she calls me a jerk
It’s a beautiful miracle, truly divine
Even if the silhouette's a little misaligned!
[Chorus]
[Maximum Energy Heavy Riff]
She looks like a backwards camel!
Got the hump on the front instead!
Walking through the kitchen like a mammal
With a whole new center of gravity in her head!
A backwards camel, strutting so proud
(I say it real quiet, not out loud!)
[Outro]
[Heavy riffing to a hard stop]
Yeah, a backwards camel...
I love you, honey!
[Final heavy chord hit]