Behave Yourself

Alright...

I came here to behave.

...That was the plan anyway.

I came here to have one drink,

One little drink, that's all I said,

Then you walked in with that look on your face,

Now I've got trouble in my head.

You said, "Relax, don't make a scene,"

I said, "Me? I'm always clean."

Then you moved just a little closer,

Now I'm forgetting what I mean.

I was gonna take it easy,

I was gonna keep it cool,

Then you smiled across the room like,

"Let's see what you gonna do."

Well, I don't know what you're playing,

But you're playing it too well,

I've got one foot out the door

And the other saying, "Go to hell."

I said, "Behave yourself."

You said, "I am."

I said, "That's not behaving."

You said, "Who says I am?"

Now we're laughing,

Getting closer,

Trying not to make it obvious...

Too late.

Behave yourself!

I said, "You first!"

Behave yourself!

You know you're making it worse.

I came here for one drink,

Now I'm three drinks deep,

You keep looking at me like that,

How am I supposed to sleep?

Behave yourself!

Don't put that smile on me.

Behave yourself!

You know exactly what I mean.

We said we'd keep it sensible,

But sensible went somewhere else...

Behave yourself!

Behave, behave,

Behave yourself!

Nah, you first.

No, you first.

Alright then...

Now we're dancing like nobody's watching,

Even though everybody is,

You said, "You're getting confident."

I said, "Blame it on the fizz."

You stole my drink,

I stole your seat,

You said, "That's mine."

I said, "Now it's me."

You got that little laugh

When you know you've won,

And I can already tell

This night's nowhere near done.

I said, "We should probably leave."

You said, "Probably."

I said, "That's probably wise."

You said, "Definitely."

Then you looked at me...

And there went that plan.

I said, "Behave yourself."

You said, "I am."

I said, "You're trouble."

You said, "That's the plan."

Now we're laughing,

Getting closer,

Neither one of us is fooling anyone...

Not even slightly.

Behave yourself!

I said, "You first!"

Behave yourself!

You know you're making it worse.

I came here for one drink,

Now I'm three drinks deep,

You keep looking at me like that,

How am I supposed to sleep?

Behave yourself!

Don't put that smile on me.

Behave yourself!

You know exactly what I mean.

We said we'd keep it sensible,

But sensible went somewhere else...

Behave yourself!

Wait, wait, wait...

What happened to behaving?

You said we'd be good.

I am being good?

That's your version of good?

...Pretty much.

Oh, we're in trouble now.

Behave yourself!

I said, "You first!"

Behave yourself!

You know you're making it worse.

One more minute, One more song, One more reason..

To Behave yourself.