I’d Eat Your Brains, Baby!

Hey, handsome…

Nice decomposition.

Are you seeing anybody?

Because I’m dying to meet you.

Literally.

Saw you stumbling through the cemetery gates,

Torn-up tux and a face that radiates.

One dead eye and a crooked little grin,

I felt a funny little hunger kicking in.

Your skin was green, your tie was black,

You lost an arm, but I can work with that.

Forget the roses, forget champagne,

Bring me your heart… or what’s left of your brain!

You make my cold heart skip a beat,

You’re my favorite midnight treat.

Till decomposition do us part,

You’ve got the key to my undead heart!

I’d eat your brains, baby, bite by bite,

Kiss me under the cemetery light!

You’re my boo, my beautiful fiend,

The tastiest thing that I’ve ever seen!

Brains, baby! Give me a taste!

Deadly romance with impeccable taste!

Till death do us part? That ship has sailed.

I’d eat your brains, baby, love never fails!

Let’s have a date at the old morgue tonight,

I’ll wear black lace, you’ll look out of sight.

We’ll split a milkshake, share a tomb,

And slow-dance together in a haunted ballroom.

You bring the fingers, I’ll bring the wine,

We’ll make our own little Frankenstein.

Your heart may be missing, your pulse may be through,

But nobody’s ever made me feel like you!

You make my cold heart skip a beat,

You’re my favorite midnight treat.

Till decomposition do us part,

You’ve got the key to my undead heart!

I’d eat your brains, baby, bite by bite,

Kiss me under the cemetery light!

You’re my boo, my beautiful fiend,

The tastiest thing that I’ve ever seen!

Brains, baby! Give me a taste!

Deadly romance with impeccable taste!

Till death do us part? That ship has sailed.

I’d eat your brains, baby, love never fails!

He said, “Baby, do you love me?”

I said, “More than life itself.”

He said, “Would you die for me?”

Honey, check the condition of my health!

He said, “What’s for dinner?”

I said…

YOU.

Brains! Brains! You’re so divine!

Your rotten little heart belongs to mine!

Bite! Bite! Under the moon!

Meet me at the graveyard, darling, soon!

Brains! Brains! Give me a kiss!

Undead love doesn’t get better than this!

I’d eat your brains, baby, bite by bite,

Dance with the devil in the pale moonlight!

You’re my boo, my beautiful fiend,

The undead king of my Halloween dream!

Brains, baby! Forever and ever!

Rotting together, we’ll leave you never!

Till death do us part? We’re already there!

I’ll love you forever, even without hair!

Roses are red…

Violets are blue…

Your brains look delicious…

And I’m saving a bite for you.

Mwah! Ha-ha-ha!