The Lion King: Pride Rock Gone Wrong

AAAAAAAHHHH! THE SUN IS UP!

Rafiki screamed, “YO, WAKE THE HELL UP!”

Held baby Simba above the whole crowd,

Dropped his banana, said, “DON'T LOOK DOWN!”

Zebras cheering, monkeys going wild,

One giraffe yelled, “WHOSE DAMN CHILD?!”

Simba woke up thinking he was grown,

Mufasa said, “BOY, GET OFF MY THRONE!”

“You ain't paid bills, ain't caught no prey,

You still need Nala to show you the way!”

Zazu pulled up with the morning report,

Simba said, “Bird, take your ass to court!”

Scar in the corner plotting all day,

But couldn't even get the hyenas to stay!

WELCOME TO PRIDE ROCK, BABY!

Everybody out here acting crazy!

Lions got drama, monkeys got jokes,

Pumbaa just farted, the whole jungle choked!

HEY! HEY! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

Timon's got bugs and Scar's got a knife!

King of the jungle? Man, that's a lie!

Simba saw a spider and started to cry!

Timon said, “SIMBA, YOU NEED TO RELAX!”

Pumbaa ate a beetle and threw out his back!

“Forget all your problems, forget your old home!”

Simba said, “BRO, I DON'T HAVE A PHONE!”

Pumbaa let one rip, shook three trees,

Timon screamed, “SOMEBODY CALL THE POLICE!”

A wildebeest fainted, a crocodile cried,

Even the vultures evacuated the sky!

Scar pulled up looking dusty and broke,

Said, “I'M THE KING!” Everybody choked!

Hyenas laughing, “MAN, YOUR MANE'S A MESS!”

Scar said, “IT'S CALLED VILLAIN FINESSE!”

Tried making rules, couldn't run the land,

Hyenas started their own rock band!

No food, no water, economy dead,

Scar blamed Simba and went back to bed!

Rafiki hit Simba with a wooden stick,

Simba yelled, “OLD MAN, WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT? QUICK!”

Rafiki said, “YOUR FATHER LIVES IN YOU!”

Simba said, “BRO, THAT'S A WEIRD THING TO DO!”

Looked in the water, saw his reflection,

Said, “DAMN, I NEED A NEW HAIR COLLECTION!”

WELCOME TO PRIDE ROCK, BABY!

Royal family looking kinda shady!

Nala's the boss, Simba's confused,

Scar got jumped and the hyenas got sued!

HEY! HEY! THE KING IS BACK!

Timon's riding Pumbaa with a snack backpack!

Rafiki's dancing, Zazu's stressed,

And Pumbaa just farted on the royal guests!

Simba: “Everything the light touches is mine.”

Timon: “Even the McDonald's?”

Simba: “...Especially the McDonald's.”

Pumbaa: BRRRRRRRAAAAAAP!

Rafiki: “THE CIRCLE OF GAS!”