You Married This Kind of Crazy

Half Cheyenne, half Irish, a hundred percent country girl,

Raised in the country, making my own way in this world.

I'd rather build it than buy it, that's just how I am,

And if you forget to do it, honey, I've already got a plan.

You hear me holler, "Baby, where's that drill?"

You close your eyes and stand real still!

You married this kind of crazy,

You knew what you were getting into, baby!

A little bit stubborn, a whole lot of wild,

Still keeping you guessing after all this while.

You shake your head, but you love me anyway,

And I wouldn't have it any other way.

You can roll your eyes, but you can't blame me,

Honey, you married this kind of crazy!

Come spring, I've got big plans for the yard,

Might be something simple, might be something hard.

By fall, I'm changing up the house again,

You're wondering when these projects ever end.

I volunteer, you get volunteered too,

Funny how my plans always involve you!

You say, "What's next?" I just grin and smile,

You know you're in for another wild ride!

You married this kind of crazy,

You knew what you were getting into, baby!

A little bit stubborn, a whole lot of wild,

Still keeping you guessing after all this while.

You shake your head, but you love me anyway,

And I wouldn't have it any other way.

You can roll your eyes, but you can't blame me,

Honey, you married this kind of crazy!

I don't need diamonds or a hundred-dollar rose,

Just wildflowers you picked where that country road goes.

Give me a fishing pole, your Silverado, and a sky full of stars,

A picnic in the truck bed, wrapped up in your arms.

You can keep the mansion, give me a cabin in the trees,

A little piece of country with you beside me.

You married this kind of crazy,

And you still love every bit of me, baby!

A little bit stubborn, a whole lot of wild,

Still making you laugh, still making you smile.

You shake your head, but you love me anyway,

And I wouldn't have it any other way.

After all these years, you're still stuck with me,

Honey, you married this kind of crazy!

"Hey, baby..."

(Pause)

"Where'd you put that drill?"