[Intro — The Dungeon Master]
“Gather round, adventurers, your fate is in my hand,
Four heroes enter darkness, will they ever leave this land?”
[Verse 1 — The Party]
Sir Cedric the fighter draws his sword with pride,
Lyra the rogue says, “There’s treasure inside!”
Thorin the wizard grips his staff of oak,
And Mira the cleric says, “Please don’t get us broke!”
The DM says, “A goblin blocks the door!”
Cedric rolls a TWO and falls flat on the floor.
Lyra rolls a NINETEEN, sneaks up from behind,
One goblin tied up, and the others in a bind!
[Chorus — All]
Roll, roll, roll that dice!
Dungeon crawling isn’t always nice!
Nat twenty, glory and fame!
Nat one, the DM’s laughing at your pain!
Four brave souls, one quest to survive,
Roll those dice and stay alive!
[Verse 2 — The Trap]
They reach a bridge above a river of flame,
The DM grins wickedly, “Who wants to play my game?”
Thorin casts Mage Hand to test the old stone,
Rolls a FOUR — now the hand’s all alone!
Mira steps forward, detects magic with care,
Rolls a SEVENTEEN — “There’s a trap hiding there!”
Lyra disarms it, rolls a NATURAL TWENTY,
“Easy!” she laughs, “Now where’s all the money?”
[Verse 3 — The Dragon]
A dragon awakes with a thunderous roar,
“YOU DARE DISTURB ME?!” It shakes the floor!
Cedric attacks, rolls a NATURAL ONE,
His sword flies away — his fighting is done!
Thorin casts lightning, rolls EIGHTEEN with a cry,
The dragon reels back, smoke filling the sky!
Mira heals Cedric, Lyra strikes its tail,
The DM rolls damage — the dragon turns pale!
[Bridge — The Final Roll]
“The dragon’s still standing! One last chance to fight!
Roll for your lives, heroes — get this right!”
Cedric grabs his sword, rolls a NATURAL TWENTY!
The dragon crashes down, the gold is a plenty!
The party cheers loud, their victory won,
The DM just whispers, “Your troubles have begun…”
[Final Chorus — All]
Roll, roll, roll that dice!
Dungeon crawling isn’t always nice!
Nat twenty, legends tonight!
Nat one, run away from the fight!
Four brave souls, their story survives,
Cedric, Lyra, Thorin, Mira — ALIVE!
[Outro — The Dungeon Master]
“You gather your treasure, the moon shining bright…
Then hear a strange growl from the woods to your right.”
The dice start rolling…
“ROLL FOR INITIATIVE!”