Overweight amateur

I gotta duck, I got the Dodge, this fat bitch tryin' to play me out-of-pocket

(Out-of-pocket!)

I’m talkin' mod podge, I got odd jobs, I dodge all the drama potentially blowin' up my call log

(Leave a message after the tone)

I’m a motherfuckin' ball hog, slam dunk in yo face, talkin' 'bout "aww dog"

(Ball hog! Ball hog! Slam dunk in yo face!)

The bitch will have you bent, I’m talkin' raw dog

Jason Tom put a ring around a finger that look like a hot dog

(hot diggity dog)

I flipped it backwards, boy, I’m a boss hog

(Flipped it backwards! Boss hog!)

She got a gang of rolls,

(Chubb’s startin to bulge)

she don’t know a Royce

(Bettcha)

we all have the opportunity to make our own choices

Im talkin

( caloric intake )

Everybody has a storyto tell

(Shut that gross shit the fuck up)

and at the end it’s all great but in real life,

you fuckin blown back and lazy

Use uh overweight batch

straight pathetic and your life storie. (yeah)

There’s no one that doesn’t know

it’s fucking fake

Rib it rib it

You heard her croak,

I know y’all heard that bull frog

(Riiiiiibit)

Whipe my ass

I’m flushin' you down the toilet,

talkin' 'bout big long turds,

check that log

(Check the log! Check the log!)

Bitch better hold off

Chili cheese put her on swoll

Cheeseburgers and egg rolls 

Got her old clothes lookin' like they blowed off

(Blowed off!)

She wanna step out on the scene an

Act like she’s ready to be showed off

(Showed off!)

Act like she’s ready to be showed off

Bitch better hold off, check the log

(spoken word: you should be ashamed. Lets be clear my problem ain’t with you being over weight and sloppy it’s fact that you want people to join in with you and that sloppy shit!

Didn’t you just give your piece of shit son in law your company vehical. For him to run a muck with your grand baby in it? Or nahh? Oh no, that wasn’t you! that must be somebody other piece of shit. My bad. my advice you. Get your fucking life in order. Lose some weight jog the block! Run your legs instead of your mouth bitch! Yeah bitch! what? It’s NFL type shit no free. You fat hooker )