Kiss My Ass

Oh, you don’t like me?

That’s unfortunate.

Anyway…

You got opinions, baby, keep ’em coming

Everybody’s talking, but nobody’s stunning

You said I’d never make it this far

Now you’re watching me pull up in a brand-new car

You wanted humble, I gave you a queen

You wanted quiet, but I’m making a scene

You can roll your eyes, you can talk that trash

But while you’re looking at me…

Kiss my ass

I don’t need your approval

I don’t need your applause

If you don’t like what you’re seeing

That’s your fucking problem, not mine at all

Kiss my ass

Kiss my ass

If you don’t like me, baby, that’s too bad

Kiss my ass

Kiss my ass

I’m having way too much fun to be mad

You can talk, talk, talk

While I walk, walk, walk

Straight to the top with my foot on the gas

You don’t have to love me

You don’t have to like me

But baby…

Kiss my ass

You said my outfit was a little too loud

Funny, you’re the one who’s staring in the crowd

You said my attitude needs fixing somehow

Baby, I looked in the mirror and I love me right now

I spent too many years trying to play nice

Now I’m done taking everybody’s advice

If being myself is a crime, that’s fine

I’ll do the fucking time looking this divine

I don’t need your approval

I don’t need your applause

If you don’t like what you’re seeing

That’s your fucking problem, not mine at all

Kiss my ass

Kiss my ass

If you don’t like me, baby, that’s too bad

Kiss my ass

Kiss my ass

I’m having way too much fun to be mad

You can talk, talk, talk

While I walk, walk, walk

Straight to the top with my foot on the gas

You don’t have to love me

You don’t have to like me

But baby…

Kiss my ass

I used to care what everybody thought

Used to second-guess every move I got

Now I wake up and I choose myself

Put your opinion right back on the shelf

I’m not shrinking

I’m not changing

I’m not asking

I’m just taking

So if you came here looking for an apology…

Wrong fucking address.

K-I-S-S

M-Y

A-S-S

Say it louder!

Kiss!

My!

Ass!

Kiss my ass

Kiss my ass

If you don’t like me, baby, that’s too bad

Kiss my ass

Kiss my ass

I’m having way too much fun to be mad

You can talk, talk, talk

While I walk, walk, walk

Straight to the top with my foot on the gas

You don’t have to love me

You don’t have to like me

But baby…

Kiss my ass

No hard feelings.

Actually…

One hard feeling.

Mine.

Now kiss my ass.