Champagne Problems

Yeah…

You know what they say…

More money, more problems.

But honestly?

These problems look pretty fucking good on me.

Woke up late in a hotel suite

Missed my flight ‘cause I couldn’t leave

Got three invitations for the same damn night

Now I gotta choose which party gets my spotlight

My closet’s full but I got nothing to wear

Another diamond bracelet? Yeah, I’ll put it right there

My phone won’t stop, everybody wants a piece

God, it’s exhausting being this damn elite

I know it sounds ridiculous

Complaining when I’m blessed

But if this is what a problem looks like

I’ll take it over the rest

Champagne problems

Pour another glass

Too much money, too much drama

And I’m spending way too fast

Champagne problems

Living way too good

If you wanna trade your life for mine

Baby, I don’t think you would

Champagne problems

Yeah, they’re fucking real

When your biggest worry is deciding

Which luxury to feel

My ex keeps calling, I keep hitting decline

My new man says he loves me, but he’s wasting my time

The paparazzi caught me leaving at four

Now everybody wants to know who I’m leaving with the door

I got reservations at a place that’s impossible

They gave me the table ‘cause apparently I’m “notable”

My therapist says I need to slow my life down

But I bought another sports car just to drive around town

I know it sounds ridiculous

Complaining when I’m blessed

But if this is what a problem looks like

I’ll take it over the rest

Champagne problems

Pour another glass

Too much money, too much drama

And I’m spending way too fast

Champagne problems

Living way too good

If you wanna trade your life for mine

Baby, I don’t think you would

Champagne problems

Yeah, they’re fucking real

When your biggest worry is deciding

Which luxury to feel

Oh, poor me

Another sold-out show

Oh, poor me

Another place to go

Oh, poor me

Everybody knows my name

I could complain all night…

But I’d rather celebrate.

Pop the bottle!

Turn the lights up!

Call my girls!

We’re staying up!

If being spoiled is a crime

Then lock me the fuck up!

Champagne problems

Pour another glass

Too much money, too much drama

And I’m spending way too fast

Champagne problems

Living way too good

If you wanna trade your life for mine

Baby, I don’t think you would

Champagne problems

Yeah, they’re fucking real

When your biggest worry is deciding

Which luxury to feel

More money.

More problems.

More champagne.

I’ll drink to that.