[Verse 1]
Ladies, grab your coffee, pull your chairs in tight,
Who's been kissing whom, and who's been out all night?
Who changed their status? Who's suddenly single?
Whose wedding bells are ringing? Whose plans are gonna crinkle?
There's a strange car parked across from the school,
Who's it here to see? Is it somebody's fool?
We don't jump to conclusions—we just ask why,
Then we watch that car like a hawk in the sky!
[Chorus]
Spill the tea! Spill the tea!
Girl, you know you can tell it to me!
Who's doing what? Who's seeing who?
Who's got a secret? We want the scoop!
Spill the tea! Don't leave out a thing!
Who's wearing diamonds? Who bought that ring?
From Main Street drama to the world stage scene,
Nothing's off-limits when we spill the tea!
[Verse 2]
Who's got a new man? Who's got a new plan?
Who's back with the ex? Girl, I don't understand!
Who's getting Botox? Who's gone all green?
Who unfollowed whom, and what does that mean?
The mayor made a speech, now the group chat's on fire,
Half of us agree, half are calling him a liar.
Who's raising the kids? Who's raising the rent?
We've got opinions on wherever the trouble went!
[Chorus]
Spill the tea! Spill the tea!
Girl, you know you can tell it to me!
Who's doing what? Who's seeing who?
Who's got a secret? We want the scoop!
Spill the tea! Don't leave out a thing!
Who's wearing diamonds? Who bought that ring?
From Main Street drama to the world stage scene,
Nothing's off-limits when we spill the tea!
[Bridge — spoken, over a building beat]
Wait. Wait. WAIT!
You heard it from Brenda,
Who heard it from Sue,
Whose cousin's hairdresser
Saw the whole thing go through!
Now, I'm not saying it's true...
But GIRL! What if it is?!
[Final Chorus]
Spill the tea! Spill the tea!
Save the juiciest bit for me!
Love lives, politics, who's wearing what,
We can turn a little rumor into quite a lot!
Spill the tea! Let the whole thing roll!
We know everybody's business—or so we're told!
From the school parking lot to the big-screen scene,
Everybody's got a story when we spill the tea!
[Outro — overlapping excited voices]
Girl, did you hear?!
No! Tell me everything!
Wait, wait—I've got one better!
SPILL THE TEA!