Rose

🌹 THE ROSE KNOWS

Verse 1

I got a little flower that don’t grow outside,

It stays in my nightstand, tucked away with pride,

It don’t need sunshine, water, or a hose,

Just charge that baby up—

Everybody knows!

It starts with a hum, then it kicks into gear,

Next thing you know, the neighbors can hear,

The dog starts barking, the pictures all shake,

GOOD GRACIOUS ALIVE—

How much can one woman take?!

CHORUS

🌹 ROSE! ROSE!

Everybody knows!

It buzzes like a chainsaw and curls up my toes!

I’m hollering “WOO!”

I’m kicking off the clothes—

There ain’t another flower

Quite like my ROSE!

It’s shaking the mattress,

Rattling the wall,

I knocked over a lamp

And nearly took a fall!

Call off the search party,

Nobody come close—

I’m perfectly fine…

I’VE JUST GOT MY ROSE! 🌹

Verse 2

Drew came running, said, “What was that sound?!”

I said, “Nothing, honey—just go back downstairs!”

He looked at the lamp laying flat on the floor,

Then the Rose hit TURBO—

AND I LOCKED THE DOOR!

The lights started flickering,

The ceiling fan shook,

I grabbed the headboard

And gave him a look,

He said, “Is that thing LEGAL?!”

I said, “Heaven only knows—

But if they come to take it,

I’M HIDING MY ROSE!”

CHORUS

🌹 ROSE! ROSE!

Sweet mercy, there she goes!

From zero to a hundred

Before anybody knows!

The batteries are charged,

The bedroom door is closed,

Mama’s got plans tonight

WITH HER LITTLE ROSE!

Bridge

Forget the chocolates!

Forget the bouquet!

Don’t bring me diamonds

On Valentine’s Day!

You wanna see me smiling?

You wanna make my day?

Just make sure my Rose

IS CHARGED ALL THE WAY! 😂

Final Chorus

🌹 ROSE! ROSE!

THE LEGEND ONLY GROWS!

She don’t need dirt,

And she sure don’t need a hose!

The bed is crooked,

The nightstand nearly broke,

Drew’s downstairs wondering

If the bedroom’s gonna smoke!

I’m laughing, I’m hollering,

I’m putting on a show—

If loving flowers is wrong…

THEN BABY—

LET THAT ROSE GROW! 🌹😂