Too Much Sauce

Oi...

Calm down.

[Flirty female vocal here](Me?)

Yeah, you.

...I haven't even started yet.

Walk through the door and the bassline kicks,

Fresh white trainers and a bag of tricks.

She looked at me like, "Don't start tonight,"

I said, "I'm behaving."

Yeah, right.

Two-step rhythm, left, right, bounce,

Whole room moving when the bass rolls out.

She said, "Calm down," I said, "I'm calm,"

Then the DJ dropped that tune...

Now I'm gone.

Little bit cheeky, little bit loud,

Not trying to flex but I'm working the crowd.

She got that smile like she knows what's next,

I said, "Don't look at me."

She said, "Too late."

Calm down!

I am calm!

Calm down!

You don't look calm!

Alright then...

Maybe not.

Calm down, calm down,

You know I can't when the beat comes round.

Calm down, calm down,

One more tune and we're shutting it down.

You got me bouncing,

You got me moving,

You got that look that I know you're using.

Calm down, calm down...

No chance.

Now she's dancing, I'm trying to keep pace,

She's got that "try me" look all over her face.

I said, "You're trouble."

She said, "Maybe."

I said, "That's dangerous."

She said, "Then save me."

Bassline dirty, percussion tight,

Everybody's jumping like Friday night.

She grabbed my hand, said, "Come this way,"

I said, "Where?"

She said, "You'll see."

Okay.

No drama, no games, just a little bit wild,

You know I'm finished when you give me that smile.

I came here cool, had a plan in my head,

Now I'm two-step dancing with no idea what's next.

She said, "Calm down."

I said, "I'm trying."

She said, "You're lying."

I said, "You're right."

Calm...

Down...

Nah.

Calm down, calm down,

You know I can't when the beat comes round.

Calm down, calm down,

One more tune and we're shutting it down.

You got me bouncing,

You got me moving,

You got that look that I know you're using.

Calm down, calm down...

No chance.

Calm down!

Can't hear you!

CALM DOWN!

...Still not happening.