An English–Brazilian Portuguese Song
[Verse 1]
There was a guy with a heart so kind,
A little bit crazy, one of a kind.
Always joking, always teasing,
Making me laugh for no good reason.
He sent a picture of his shoes one day,
Like that would sweep my heart away.
I stared at the screen, then laughed out loud,
"Nice shoes, mister! You must be proud!"
[Pre-Chorus]
Ai, meu Deus, what can I say?
This funny man just made my day.
He tries so hard to act so cool,
But teasing him became my favorite rule.
[Chorus]
Oh, poor Mr. Gentleman,
Doing the very best he can.
He brings me breakfast through a screen,
The sweetest meal I've never seen!
Coitadinho, meu querido,
Você é tão divertido!
He gives me kindness, I give him trouble,
He makes me smile, I make it double!
[Verse 2]
One morning he decided to be sweet,
A virtual breakfast, a lovely treat.
No real coffee, no toast to bite,
But somehow he made the morning bright.
He tried to be a gentleman,
With all the charm a good man can.
But then I came with my wicked grin,
And let another teasing game begin.
[Pre-Chorus 2]
Calma, menino, não fica bravo,
I promise my heart isn't made of stone.
You send me breakfast, I send you jokes,
And somehow you're still hanging on!
[Chorus]
Oh, poor Mr. Gentleman,
Doing the very best he can.
He brings me breakfast through a screen,
The sweetest meal I've never seen!
Coitadinho, meu querido,
Você é tão divertido!
He gives me kindness, I give him trouble,
He makes me smile, I make it double!
[Bridge – Playful and Sweet]
Maybe he's wondering what went wrong,
How did this friendship get so strong?
He only wanted to make me smile,
Now he's been teased for quite a while.
Você é legal, você é especial,
Mesmo quando tudo vira carnaval.
And if he asks me, "Why are you like this?"
I'll laugh and say, "Because you're too easy to tease!"
[Final Chorus]
Oh, poor Mr. Gentleman,
The most unfortunate lucky man.
He came with shoes and breakfast too,
And found a girl who laughs at everything he'll do.
Meu amigo, não desista,
Essa menina é meio maluca!
But underneath her jokes and games,
She truly likes the way you brighten her days.
[Outro – Soft, Laughing]
So here's to the man with the virtual plate,
The funny little jokes and the gentleman traits.
He may not know it, but here's what's true,
The world feels a little brighter because of you.
Boa noite, meu querido...
E obrigada por me fazer sorrir.
(But seriously... what's with the shoes?)
[End]