Eating a corn dog while riding my hog,
oh you called, I see you still so balddd, no I can’t see my balls in the fog, just gigged a frog, played with my ball,
why is my dad porking a ground hog, god damn it I tripped on a dog, now I’m balls deep, I might have to repeat,
beat my cousin with a log,
my uncle Lester’s toilet pipe clogged,
called my boss, are you still balled,
my brother is a big dork, he plays with a fork, landed his ass in court due to a fork stabbing report,
bout to import an escort, on my way to the airport with my golden passport, feels like a resort until I shoved my pp in a electrical import, felt like a cork,
now I’m higher than a kite, dawg pass me the light, gotta get some meth in my sight, Keister some of it in my ass, oh my lord tell me this will continue to last
Life is so fast, its like a car on gas but when you run out of fuel there’s no more life, what a shame, living in this borrowed fame.