Track · Oct 30, 2026 · English
No Pulse? No Problem (Full Edit)
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[Intro – Sinister Music Box / Distant Crowd Murmur]
Tick... tock...
Midnight's here.
Lock the doors.
There's nothing to fear.
[Spoken Male Vocal – Cheeky, Deadpan]
Well...
This looks promising.
[Beat kicks in]
[Verse 1 – Male British Rap / Bouncy, Playful]
Pulled up late, there's a queue outside,
One bloke's got a coffin and he's parked it sideways.
Bouncer's got fangs and a dodgy left eye,
Says, "Name on the list?" I said, "Mate, I'm alive!"
He looked me up and he looked me down,
Said, "Living or dead, you're welcome in town."
There's a skeleton dancing with a girl in red,
And I'm pretty sure that DJ's dead!
Someone's lost an arm, someone's lost a shoe,
Somebody's ex is looking good as new.
The floor's got blood, but the drinks are cheap,
And there's a bloke in the corner who's been dead for a week!
[Pre-Chorus – Female Vocal / Building, Playful Tension]
Feel that rhythm, feel that heat,
There's something moving underneath your feet.
Don't look back, don't ask why,
Tonight we're never saying goodbye!
[Chorus – Female Vocal / Huge, Euphoric, Catchy]
No pulse? No problem,
Raise your hands, let the whole place shake,
Tonight we're dancing till the daylight breaks!
No pulse? No problem,
Six feet down but we're ten feet high,
We're gonna party till the morning light!
[Post-Chorus – Crowd Chants / Massive EDM Drop]
HEY! HEY!
No pulse! No problem!
HEY! HEY!
We're still going!
[Instrumental Drop – Huge Bouncing Bass / Carnival Synth Lead / Vocal Chops]
[Verse 2 – Male British Rap / Faster, More Outrageous]
Vampire at the bar says he's feeling thirsty,
Zombies on the dancefloor looking proper naughty.
Witch in the corner says she's lost her broom,
There's a werewolf DJ howling at the moon.
Frankenstein's got moves, got a bolt in his neck,
Doing body pops that you'd never expect.
There's a mummy in the toilets taking far too long,
She's been undoing wraps since the millennium dawn!
My mate's gone missing, that's nothing new,
Found him in the kitchen with a ghost or two.
He's lost his phone, his keys, now he's beating his chest,
And someone challenged Death to a drinking contest!
[Pre-Chorus 2 – Female Vocal / Bigger Build]
Feel that rhythm, feel that heat,
There's something moving underneath your feet.
Don't look back, don't ask why,
Tonight we're never saying goodbye!
[Chorus – Female Vocal / Full Energy]
No pulse? No problem,
Raise your hands, let the whole place shake,
Tonight we're dancing till the daylight breaks!
No pulse? No problem,
Six feet down but we're ten feet high,
We're gonna party till the morning light!
[Instrumental Breakdown – Strip Back to Music Box / Eerie Atmosphere]
[Whispered Female Vocal]
You thought you could leave?
[Heartbeat Sound Effect]
I don't think so...
[Build – Male Spoken Vocal]
Right then...
Everybody still breathing?
[Short Pause]
Good.
That makes one of us.
[Quick-Fire Male Rap – Rapid Delivery / Increasing Intensity]
Dead on arrival, but dressed for the night,
Got a graveyard full of monsters looking outta sight!
No invitation, no destination,
Just a full-blown supernatural dance sensation!
No sleep, no fear, no calling it quits,
Got the living and the dead doing ridiculous splits.
Hands in the air, let me see you go,
If you've got no heartbeat, let the whole world know!
[Countdown – Crowd / Rising Tension]
THREE!
TWO!
ONE!
[FINAL CHORUS – Female Vocal / Maximum Energy]
No pulse? No problem,
Raise your hands, let the whole place shake,
Tonight we're dancing till the daylight breaks!
No pulse? No problem,
Six feet down but we're ten feet high,
We're gonna party till the morning light!
[Final Post-Chorus – Massive Drop / Crowd Chants]
HEY! HEY!
No pulse! No problem!
HEY! HEY!
We're still going!
NO PULSE!
NO PROBLEM!
[Extended Instrumental Outro – Euphoric Synth Lead / Bouncing Bass / Crowd Chants]
[Final Spoken Male Vocal – Deadpan]
Same time next year?
[Beat Stops]
...If we're still here.
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JonnyOnitGeneratedOct 30, 2026
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