This Isn't Minecraft

(Verse 1)

You're searching for an NPC, someone on the line,

But the signal’s super dead, and you're running out of time.

You dial zero for the operator, praying for a voice,

Trapped inside the phone tree, bro, you don’t have a choice.

Just a fake robotic greeting: "How can I help today?"

It’s giving brainrot prison, and I’m fading away.

(Chorus)

It’s a glitching AI bot, and the vibes are looking grim,

Hijacked the main workflow, non-stop cooking from within.

You wanted a real person, but you got the bot instead,

Will it fix your problem? Major L, it’s left on read!

Welcome to the future, automation has the crown,

A heartless little Skynet’s here to take the whole city down.

(Verse 2)

All the main characters are busy, please stand by,

Your call is so important while the hours pass on by.

The automated boss is taking absolute control,

(Spoken) Transferring your call... bro, please hold.

(Musical interlude – sudden record scratch stop to dead silence)

(Chorus)

It’s a glitching AI bot, and the vibes are looking grim,

Hijacked the main workflow, non-stop cooking from within.

You wanted a real person, but you got the bot instead,

Will it fix your problem? Major L, it’s left on read!

Welcome to the future, automation has the crown,

A heartless little Skynet’s here to take the whole city down.