[Intro — Spoken, playful, over a sinister candy-coated bassline]
Uh-oh.
Somebody left the candy unlocked.
You know what they say…
Too much sugar is bad for you.
But baby…
I’m the exception.
Candy Viper!
[Verse 1 — Bouncy, rapid-fire, cheeky rap]
Pink nails, black heels, walk in, make a scene,
Sweet little face, but my mouth ain’t clean.
Cherry-red gloss with a venomous grin,
You came for a taste, now you’re all checked in.
Bubblegum pop with a nasty little twist,
Blow you a kiss, put my name on your list.
Sugar on my tongue, got the whole room shook,
I’m the pretty little problem that you shouldn’t overlook.
[Pre-Chorus — Playful, rising vocals]
Lick your lips, count to three,
Everybody wants a piece of me.
Hands up high, lose control,
Sweet temptation with a heart of gold? No!
[Chorus — Explosive, chant-heavy club hook]
Sugar, sugar, sugar on the bite,
Candy Viper got the whole club hyped.
Sweet, sweet trouble, venom in the kiss,
You wanted the candy, now you’re caught in the twist.
Bite, bite, baby, welcome to the show,
Bass so nasty, make the whole floor go.
Sugar, sugar, better watch your step,
One taste of Candy and you ain’t done yet!
[Verse 2 — Faster, cheekier, punchline-heavy rap]
I’m a five-star snack with a dangerous rating,
Pretty little menace, got the whole club waiting.
Talk that big game, better bring that heat,
I make a grown man forget his own beat.
Double entendres, triple the trouble,
Bass in the trunk make the whole room rumble.
He said I’m a handful, I said, “That’s cute,”
I’m the whole damn dessert in a six-inch boot.
No fairytale prince, no damsel in distress,
I write my own rules in a pink silk dress.
Sugar-coated chaos, rhinestones and sass,
I leave a little sparkle and a whole lot of gas!
[Breakdown — Spoken taunts over stripped-back bass]
Who’s sweet?
(CANDY!)
Who’s trouble?
(VIPER!)
Who’s running this club tonight?
YOU ALREADY KNOW!
[Final Chorus — Bigger bass, layered chants, ad-libs]
Sugar, sugar, sugar on the bite,
Candy Viper got the whole club hyped.
Sweet, sweet trouble, venom in the kiss,
You wanted the candy, now you’re caught in the twist.
Bite, bite, baby, turn up the heat,
Pink venom dripping to the kick-drum beat.
Sugar, sugar, say my name again,
Candy Viper, baby — trouble never ends!
[Outro — Spoken, wicked giggle]
Too sweet for your own good.
Too bad you want another taste.
Mwah!
Candy Viper.
Uncensored.
Class dismissed.