The Devils Ass

I love the Devils ass! (Ugh huh!)

It was a regular morning but then I got shot by a kardashian

And then she be getting in her car to dash an

I was laying on the ground when angle came from the sky to tell me news

“Bitch you’re too filled with booze makes us boo and snooze and we’re going to send you hell to burn for eternity “

I was like ok fucker and I fell down into a crack

Then it was so black

About to have a heart attack

But then I saw the sign that said

Welcome, to the devils ass

Where we whip you with whips made of brass

No time for your dumb sass

Why are you in the devils ass?

I was walking on shit in the corners

There was so much that it looked like a corridor

Then I saw a door and to my great horror

I saw Adolf Hitler making out with jeffery Dahmer

I asked myself how could this get any dumber

But then I saw Charlie Kirk humping Henry Plummer

I was walking around and found there was a room for me (what a bummer)

My point was proven when I saw Jesse sumner

Welcome, to the devils ass

Where we whip you with whips made of brass

No time for your dumb sass

Why are you in the devils ass?

Then I saw a ballroom with all the presidents

And a couple members from a dissidents

I saw George Washington pinching Lincoln

And bill clinton drinking vodka with Putin and thinkin

Then Andrew Tate came behind me touched my heinee then he smiled

Then he said “let’s get riled”

But I was like fuck it and I ran

Then the devils ass looked like Pakistan

A guy with an erection told me to get in the van

I was like “excuse me ma’am”

But then he gave me an eternal wedgie

Then I became quite pudgy

And my ID Card said I was Reggie

And that I should some more veggies!

Welcome, to the devils ass

Where we whip you with whips made of brass

No time for your dumb sass

Why are you in the devils ass?

Then there was a weird gurgling sound

Then I was on a baseball mound

Babe Ruth was standing at bat without a helmet no hat kind of fat then his faced morphed to a rat that sat on pat who was actually a cat and babe Ruth died…

(Crickets chirping)

Soon after that a giant bubble

Took me to a brain that had a stubble

But then I realized it was the devil

But I wasn’t scarred, in fact I turned his brain to rubble

Through his eyes I watched him watch some TV

Then took out a packet labeled PCP

He ripped it open and ate the whole thing

Then a computer console next to me said: “we gotta pee!”

But then I saw a light get blurry

Then my words got real slurry

I could’ve sworn I was turned to turkey

But I woke up in the ground where Kim tried to kill me

Welcome, to the devils ass

Where we whip you with whips made of brass

No time for your dumb sass

Why are you in the devils ass?

Welcome, to the devils ass

Where we whip you with whips made of brass

No time for your dumb sass

Why are you in the devils ass?

I was actually high on drugs

And that’s why I met all those…

Thugs