Best Gangsta

Hey losers!

I’m the coolest!

Just as good as Joe Pesci!

No one will surpass me.

Let’s get started

I’m so cool, yall not gangster

Like I go round and hold hands with my sister

Come on guys you guys ain’t pranksters

I put 25 laxatives in the ABS kids licorice twisters

I bet you gals don’t have the balls to do to that

I’m a big boy, just finished cat in the hat

I’m so good with guns like rat a tat tat

I literally fainted when someone said the word rat

I’m a bro boxer, better than Muhammad Ali

People said I screamed like a girl when I saw a bee

Tried to fight an infant and he started to flee,

Gave me a death stare, made me pee

Yeah Im the big boy

Im, the big boy

All of yo plans are a dumb ploy

Yeah Im the big boy

Im, the big boy

I mean, look at my dino toys

I tell my homies I don’t own any action figures

They’re dolls I tell them, they’re not cool, they don’t eat no snickers

All my gangster bros are crazy losers,

I already beat Barbie’s dream house, you ain’t bruiser’s.

You guys aren’t real men, you wear underwear

I wear panties, much more comfy, won’t tear.

You men need to be more creative

I draw with crayons of my family,

Stomach on the floor and feet kickin in the air.

Ask my mommy to put it on the fridge.

Yeah Im the big boy

Im, the big boy

All of yo plans are a dumb ploy

Yeah Im the big boy

Im, the big boy

I mean, look at my dino toys

All of you think I’m repetitive

It’s just the mindset of someone competitive

You just so frickn sensitive

I just grew out of having to take my Gentative

Maybe you need to take a break

I mean your’re such a fake

Your frickin reality is just a Mistake

I feel so happy, got out my bellyache

I’ve a new extended bedtime,

That’s right, still awake

Yeah Im the big boy

Im, the big boy

All of yo plans are a dumb ploy

Yeah Im the big boy

Im, the big boy

I mean, look at my dino toys

I bet i can beat you in a race

Just need my dad to press the pedal and brakes

Just joined the cheerleader team

Best one yet

It’s harder then it seems

I’m important, I’m in the background, the perfect silhouette.

I played basketball with the boys

My whole team went for the wrong hoop

Blamed me, said that I annoys

Mom packed me lunch, made some yummy soup.

It was Halloween very recently,

We were very low financially,

I decided to dress as the tooth fairy

Yeah Im the big boy

Im, the big boy

All of yo plans are a dumb ploy

Yeah Im the big boy

Im, the big boy

I mean, look at my dino toys

Yeah Im the big boy

Im, the big boy

All of yo plans are a dumb ploy

Yeah Im the big boy

Im, the big boy

I mean, look at my dino toys.

Yeah Im the big boy

Im, the big boy

Come on people

This the final chorus!

My mouth so full

This whole time I’ve cussed

Frick, crap, darn, and butthole

Don’t worry, I won’t pull a fuss

Come on people

This the final chorus!

My mouth so full

This whole time I’ve cussed

Frick, crap, darn, and butthole

Don’t worry, I won’t pull a fuss!

Told yall