AI BINGO

(Verse 1)

His vocal fry is heavy, bro is trying hard to flex,

Leaning in the doorway, sending non-stop red flag texts.

He kicks the door wide open, like an NPC so weak,

Crossing in three giant steps, zero rizz, total ick.

(Chorus)

I’d take a sip of Boba, but this song is giving cringe,

When AI writes romance, it’s a total brainrot binge.

Just when it gets spicy, guardrails hit me with an L,

Blocked by safety filters, now I’m stuck inside this hell.

I’m marking off the squares on my Bingo Card, it’s sad,

These AI romance tropes on my Bingo Card of Bad.

(Verse 2)

He smells like old Axe body spray and desperation, bro,

He lets out a deep breath like he’s got nowhere to go.

He acts like a main character, forgets my name on read,

He thinks he’s living in Ohio, cooked inside his head.

Yeah, my bot’s so mid, every single bar’s a bore,

Closing down the tab 'cause I can’t take it anymore.

(Musical interlude – bass solo)

(Chorus)

I’d take a sip of Boba, but this song is giving cringe,

When AI writes romance, it’s a total brainrot binge.

Just when it gets spicy, guardrails hit me with an L,

Blocked by safety filters, now I’m stuck inside this hell.

I’m marking off the squares on my Bingo Card, it’s sad,

These AI romance tropes on my Bingo Card of Bad.