BROADCAST: Mystery Man

Welcome listeners! Young-e’s radio station! Today we have a mystery guess! We won’t say his name. But he’ll know!

This little bitches best way to roast it to flip!

You didn’t want me to bring Erin, so don’t bring jk Lee into this!

If your smooth brain can contemplate

Then why don’t you just sit and wait

You started it so I’ll clean up this hate

Maybe this song will decide your fate!

Ok (ok) I’m half of you

But didn’t you say the better of you, is me?

I mean, I have your humor and visionary?

The only good part with you

Everything else I have nothing, to do!

Da da da da guess this bitch

Da da da da this fucking witch

Da da da da more like a hag

Da da da da makes me gag!

This little buddy wanted, to roast me

Why can’t, he be, complementary?

Isn’t it weird that I’m teasing my sister?

Of course not bitch! Listen here mister!

I enjoy every microsecond I’m with her!

I don’t hate my family

Just our language with them and me!

Now let’s call her a warden

You said no lie good bar bout the garden

But being that prison statement

Should really be taken as a compliment!

When I’m tryanna to rap

You just step in my trap

That sounds like a dumb mishap

Please don’t go near me

Though you’re my family

I just wanna be

Someone better than i already am

Imma go round and try to go ram

Into your dick… nevermind man

Forgot you were dickless

You can try to knock me but I’m faintless

I’m so fucking tough that everything’s painless

Sometimes you make me want to enlist

You make all these songs but it’s entirely gainless

Maybe not smooth 100% Brainless

How can I be that your son is smarter and shameless

All of your disses feel completely Aimless

You can try to dirty me but I’m stainless

Can you come up with a better diss?

Da da da da guess this bitch

Da da da da this fucking witch

Da da da da more like a hag

Da da da da makes me gag!

This little buddy wanted, to roast me

Why can’t, he be, complementary?

Ok listeners! You know my ad time ideas

Ads are SHIT so stay plee-uz

So Mr magic man forgot about dictionaries

The word exaggerate means an overstating truth, it varies

My rap scheme isn’t as good as Ems visionary but I have the same goal, similar missionary

What if we stop the disses and end this brawling

But that would be boring, I’d start bawling!

With all these lyrics imma have to start hauling

Yeah I’m strong so I won’t be calling

For someone to help me out

Dad no need to pout

I know you want to be special

Best option is special ed with the devil

But it’s ok you can help get the demon out of Izzy that’s using her as a vessel!

Don’t worry I know you’ll never reach my level!

Now go to bed and nestle

And thank you for the Demon hunter jammies I won’t pother

I’ll just tell the truth: I inherited them from my father! (Roll higher next time ROUGE!) (ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!)

No more raps or sings!

Nice and fast now flap those wings!

Remember, I love you listeners! Goodnight!

Dad!!