Workshop stash

Snow falls hard but the deals fall harder

Santa’s got a network that's a trapper

All elveletts in the workshop packing the stash

It’s givin a candy cane cash smash

Red suit rolling with a gold trimmed grill

Reindeer toasted ain't no cheap thrill

Sleigh ain’t just for the ho hoe Ho- ing

It’s the fastest getaway this time of year

On the naughty list

Better beware

Santa runs the North Pole cartel affair

Elves doing lines

Deals in the air

Breaking the rules

We just don’t care

All the apple jacks and cola on the table

But the snacks ain’t for free

Pay the stack

Or the polar bear going to leave you

Ice and wet

That’s the decree

Rudolph’s nose glows like a neon sign

Guiding the goods on a snow-white line

Chimneys drop like secret shafts

Gift bags stacked

It’s simple it all about the cash

From the Arctic cold to the world so wide

Santa’s empire’s got no place to hide

Snowmen whisper in the frosty breeze

Silent witnesses to the schemes with ease

Holiday magic or a frosty crime spree?