Track · Sep 26, 2026 · English

The Chips Were Hot

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2:24

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English

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[Intro]

You said, “Be ready,” I said, “Absolutely.”

Then spent ten minutes looking for my other shoe.

[Verse 1]

You text, “I’m outside,” I’m still in a towel,

One sock on, doing panic in a one-bed flat.

Hair doing shapes like a startled seagull,

I’ve got one minute—where’s my travel card?

You look all sharp, I look freshly assembled,

Like IKEA furniture with one screw spare.

I try to play cool, say, “Traffic was mental,”

I walked from the kitchen. The traffic was there.

You laugh, I relax, now I’m back in my body,

Order two drinks, then I spill one on me.

Flirt like a pro till the waiter says, “Sorry,”

I say, “No worries,” to the wrong table, probably.

[Chorus]

You make me grin like I’ve won free chips,

I miss my train just to walk you a bit.

You steal my fries, I pretend I’m upset,

Then slide you the last one—don’t tell my mates.

Oh, you and me, what a pair, what a state,

Two big romantics who both run late.

If love’s a quiz, we’re guessing the lot,

But I like you loads—and the chips were hot.

[Verse 2]

You say, “Pick a film,” I say, “Your choice, babe,”

Then veto three titles like a tiny film snob.

You pick a drama, I ask who’s that guy,

You say, “The lead,” and I go, “Right, good job.”

We’re sharing a blanket, I steal all the duvet,

You nudge my cold feet, I act surprised.

I’m giving you space, but I’ve brought you a pastry,

It’s slightly squashed from the bus—still a prize.

Your mates ask my job, I say, “Mostly emails,”

You say, “He makes lists,” and they nod like it’s brave.

I’ve got a notes app called “Date Ideas—Final,”

With “walk by canal” and “learn how to wave.”

[Chorus]

You make me grin like I’ve won free chips,

I miss my train just to walk you a bit.

You steal my fries, I pretend I’m upset,

Then slide you the last one—don’t tell my mates.

Oh, you and me, what a pair, what a state,

Two big romantics who both run late.

If love’s a quiz, we’re guessing the lot,

But I like you loads—and the chips were hot.

[Outro]

You said, “Be ready,” I said, “Absolutely.”

Next time I’ll find both shoes before you text me.

Style

british garage-pop and playful uk dance-rapbright melodic intro led by plucked keys and a nimble bass motifthen a springy two-step groove with crisp shuffled percussion and punchy low end. very fastsharply articulated british male rap in two distinct comic verseswith conversational cheeky delivery and tightly packed internal rhymes; contrast with a fully sungsticky melodic chorus built for a crowd to sing back. arrangement: short melodic introverselifted sung chorussecond fast versechorus reprisecompact playful outro. cleanlivelyclub-ready mix with the vocal clear and upfront.english

Prompt

A fun and flirty track, bouncy and catchy, British genre and vocalist. Melodic intro. Very Fast rap verses (minimum 2), and sung Chorus. Should make you laugh while you dance, be relatable not generic

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JonnyOnit

GeneratedSep 26, 2026

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