Catfish part idk

Verse: Welp. Back at it again. Promised myself no more dating apps but got bored one night and decided to download bumble. Just figured I’d put up a little profile picture and bio and see where the app takes me. And boy did it take me alright. Im mid age but I still got some swag. Profile picture is just a mirror picture of me in a backwards hat with a button down white and blue shirt. You know I wanna pull the ladies. Well boom my profile is up not even an hour and I’m getting a lot of pings. Notifications going off every second I feel like I’m in the hot seat. Every ping just make me wanna lick my lips I felt like I was him. so I open my DMs and I’m pulling all types of beauties. My messages are coming in a lightning speed I don’t know who to talk to. I talk to some chick named domma but that last less then a half of day. She quit replying after trying to pry into my work life due to my button up shirt in my profile pic. Anyways fast forward I end up getting entangled in a connection with this girl named Vernice. Such a sweetheart. We talked all day for 10 years. But something clicked. She never once offered to FaceTime me or video. Any time I’d ask she kept saying “ I told you Qeetuis my camera is broken” and you know what after hearing the same old tune I finally snapped back at her “ girl you been saying that” then she talking about some “ I don’t see you paying my phone bill” that was the first sign. We argued a cool minute then dropped it. But form then I was skeptical. One day I woke up yall and told her she either see me face to face like a woman or im out. THEN yep here we go. She arguing with me about never getting her a plane ticket. They really threw me over the edge. I snapped back “ girl I been asked you to come out here and see me” she talking about some “ yeah that’s all you say is come see you why don’t you come see me” so you know what that night I took her words and I said you know what she right. Imma go see my baby. Welp my dumb ass ordered a plane ticket and we were gonna meet outside the airport. Yall why was I not only crammed on the plane but I got sick 8 times and the damn plane went out of operation before take off. So a four hour plane ride turned into 12….Vernice was PISSED. when I finally landed I was looking around trying to spot the curly brunette with yoga body but couldn’t see her. So I called her phone she answers and says she’s been here waiting she’s in a yellow zip up. So I glance around and oh man oh man. I see a 6 foot man in a yellow zip up . Some type of jogging suit. He had yellow shoes to match and a backwards hat too. I called Vernice back quick mad as hell asking if she’s a fucking man. She said no she’s behind him. So I’m like phew. I look behind him and see a lady with a yellow flannel and blue knee high shorts and a pink purse. She looked older with one braid at the top and the back half of her head shaved. She had circle glasses and red spots all on her skin talking about some come here daddy.