[Verse 1 – relaxed, playful]
I only needed one small lamp
Something warm beside my bed
Then I saw the little blue one
And the yellow one instead
Two lamps isn’t excessive
There are corners, there are rooms
And that shelf looks kind of empty
Maybe something there could bloom
[Pre-Chorus]
I’m not buying without thinking
I have reasons, I have plans
I am making my own choices
With my own two little hands
[Chorus]
Just one more
Put it by the door
I don’t need a reason
If I know what it is for
Just one more
Then I’m done
Just one more
Just for fun
[Verse 2 – faster]
Bought a plant to fill the corner
Then the plant required a pot
Then the pot looked slightly lonely
So I bought another lot
Now the table needs a runner
And the runner needs some plates
And if anybody visits
I should probably have eight
Everything is interconnected
There’s a perfectly clear thread
If the blanket matches nothing
Then I need new sheets instead
[Chorus – faster]
Just one more
Maybe two or four
If I’m paying for delivery
I should probably add more
Just one more
Then I’m done
Just one more
Just for fun
[Bridge – sudden stop]
That seems like a lot.
…
Do I need all this?
…
Define need.
[Notification]
“You might also like…”
…
No.
Okay, maybe look.
[Final Verse – accelerating]
Tiny mirror, scented candle
Little basket, folding stand
Something shaped like a banana
I don’t even understand
But it’s cute and there are only
Three remaining, maybe two
Someone else could buy it first and
Then what am I supposed to do?
Add the pillow, add the picture
Add the thing that holds the thing
Add another storage box
For storing everything
Click
Add
Done
Click-click
Add-add
Done-done
Do I need it?
Not important
Do I want it?
Yes, I’m certain
Add to basket
Check the total
Close the basket
Open basket
Maybe remove it
No, restore it
There was probably
A reason for it
[Final Chorus – very fast, breathless]
Just one more
Just one more
Just-one-more-just-one-more
Maybe four
Lamp, plant, blanket, basket
Plate set, toolkit, add the jacket
Different seller
Better rating
Free delivery
No more waiting
Click
Click
Click
Click
Mine!
[Hard stop]
…
I may have made
a few decisions.
[Notification]
“Orders confirmed.”
…
Plural?