WELCOME TO THE MADNESS

OH, GOOD EVENING, YOU BEAUTIFUL LITTLE DISASTERS!

Are you nervous? Sweating? Is that fear in your eyes, or are you finally getting interesting?

HAHAHAHAHA! EXCELLENT! Oh, yes!

Ladies, gentlemen, and legally questionable life-forms...

Your suffering is about to become my favorit form of entertainment.

NOW, LET'S MAKE SOME NOISE!

Step right up, get your tickets punched,

Your dreams are dead, but your hopes are lunch.

And tiny violins playing inside your room.

The lights are red, the floor's alive,

Congratulations, freaks! You survived!

I've got a wheel of consequence, a hat full of doom,

You wanted glory, you wanted fame,

Well, sign right here in permanent flame!

And the thing in the mirror? It knows why you're here.

One little breakdown, two little screams,

Three little cracks in your precious dreams!

Don't mind the screaming, that's ambiance, dear,

Hands in the air, let the panic begin!

IF YOU CAN'T BE A WINNER, BE ENTERTAINING!

WELCOME TO THE MADNESS! LET THE CHAINS RING LOUD!

WELCOME TO THE MADNESS! MAKE YOUR MISERY PROUD!

We're dancing on the ceiling while the world's on fire,

Climb a little higher, then we'll cut the wire!

WELCOME TO THE MADNESS! CAN YOU HEAR THAT SOUND?

That's your last shred of sanity hitting the ground!

Oh, look at you! What a marvelous mess!

A walking catastrophe in a discount dress!

Your plans went sideways, your luck went south,

Now there's a tiny angry circus living in your mouth!

I could offer comfort. I could offer peace.

But where's the fun in a crisis that comes with release?

Take this chainsaw, put on that crown,

And show me how spectacularly you can let me down!

Your exit is somewhere beneath all that goo—

And the best part? IT'S LOOKING FOR YOU!

Clap for the carnage, cheer for the pain!

WHO WANTS TO DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN?!

WELCOME TO THE MADNESS! LET THE CHAINS RING LOUD!

WELCOME TO THE MADNESS! MAKE YOUR MISERY PROUD!

WELCOME TO THE MADNESS! LET THE WHOLE WORLD CRY!

We're the beautiful mistakes that refuse to die!

Shhh...

Did you hear that?

That little voice inside your head?

The one that says you're doomed?

THAT'S MY VOICE.

AND I'M EVERYWHERE.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Now dance, you magnificent little accidents!

DANCE!

WELCOME TO THE MADNESS! LET THE HEAVENS SPLIT!

WELCOME TO THE MADNESS! WE'RE ABSOLUTELY FULL OF IT!

Stomp your feet, break the mold,

Turn your fear into solid gold!

WELCOME TO THE MADNESS! LET THE SIRENS SING!

PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR THE END OF EVERYTHING!

No salvation, no retreat,

Just a thousand screaming hearts keeping perfect beat!

And that, my darlings, concludes today's event!

There are no refunds.

There is no door.

Hehehehe...

THANK YOU FOR PLAYING!

NOW DO IT AGAIN.

WELCOME TO THE MADNESS.

YOU'RE GOING TO FIT IN BEAUTIFULLY.