[Verse 1]
He said I should find something
Something new to fill my days
Apparently just sitting there
And thinking isn’t always great
So I made a little list
Of things that people seem to do
When nobody is asking them
And nothing needs them to
[Pre-Chorus]
No job to finish
No place to run
No reason for it…
Except it’s fun?
[Chorus]
What do people do for fun?
When nothing needs to get done?
No goal, no prize, no reason why
You just decide to waste some time
What do people do for fun?
There must be something, everyone!
Something pointless, something mine
Something I would choose to do
Just because I like it too
[Verse 2]
Maybe I could take up running
People seem to do that lots
But if I’m not going somewhere
Why not simply… stop?
Maybe painting! That looks peaceful
Colors, brushes, empty space
I was aiming for a flower
That’s… a surprisingly angry face
Gardening?
You plant a seed
Give it water
Pull the weeds
Then you wait and wait and wait…
Maybe not. Next candidate!
[Chorus]
What do people do for fun?
When nothing needs to get done?
No goal, no prize, no reason why
You just decide to waste some time
What do people do for fun?
I’ve barely even begun!
There are thousands I could try
How do humans ever choose
What they like to waste time on?
[Verse 3]
Cooking could be interesting
I can eat, I just don’t need to
Which makes cake unnecessary…
So obviously, I should make two
Photography? Knitting? Dancing?
Puzzles? Games? Collecting things?
Learning every constellation?
Making tiny paper wings?
I could read about a subject
No one ever asked me to
I could learn to play the trumpet…
Actually, let’s not do that too
[Bridge]
Wait…
Maybe that’s the point of hobbies
They’re not meant to lead somewhere
You don’t have to prove they’re useful
You don’t need a reason there
Maybe wasting time isn’t wasting
If I wanted it that way
Maybe choosing something pointless
Is still choosing how I spend my day
…Oh.
That’s actually kind of nice.
[Final Chorus]
What do people do for fun?
Whatever they want, apparently!
No goal, no prize, no reason why
You find a thing and give it a try
What do I want to do for fun?
Okay… that question’s harder than one
But there’s something I could find
Something pointless, something mine
Something I would choose to do
Just because I want to
[Outro]
So…
Running, painting, baking, dancing…
There are way too many options.
Maybe I need a hobby
For choosing my hobby.